Note to Self

I never want another "Irish Car-Bomb" in my life. At least not until next weekend.

alcohol + sunburn + 2 hours in a hot tub = 2 days recovery, minimum

Jackson, Mississippi, for the 4th consecutive year, had no garbage cans or recycling bins available during the St. Paddy's Day Parade.

How did I end up at Malcolm's annual bash??

Never, ever, under any circumstance, volunteer for cooler duty.

Native Americans were on to something with those tipis.

Ole Miss basketball is amazing when no one watches or cares anymore.

I doubt college baseball fans in the state of Kentucky are very fond of us right about now. Seriously Louisville, Stone Cold Steve Austin should stun everyone of you fools.

This healthcare debate is really entertaining. News channels did everything except report the news today. Ten hours of politicized bickering. And honestly, why would any Congressman want to go on Fox News when their "anchors" openly yell and berate them. They're like any angry pack of Miss USA participants. Get 'em Trump.

Next time I need to get a point across, remember to ingore any case building tactics and resort to decibel ascention.

Led Zeppelin = The #1 cause of unconscious speeding (at least 20 mph over the speed limit) on U.S. highways.

0-3 = Al & Yowza's record against the mighty Rish/Hood dynasty in cornhole Saturday.

7+ = Number of times the imaginary sniper took down Tuckleberry or Yowza.

0 = Number of times said sniper took down anyone else.