February 28, 2010

Play It Safer than Safe

So I completely abandoned a late-night tonight. Genius maneuver. The hawks were circling. I'll be able to attend tomorrow's baseball game without the consequences. I'll say it again, genius maneuver. Otherwise, I exhibited less than spectacular hula hoop skills tonight. Considering I don't have any knowledge of shaking my hips without the aid of alcohol, it was completely unsurprising to find myself inept. The hula hoop girl actually wrote down my email and sent me a message offering lessons. I'm assuming she eats boys alive and takes advantage of the naive, so I responded by claiming it was Colonel Reb's email address. Her response? Oh, I'm so sorry. She apparently was unconscious this past week. I was hoping she would request Admiral Ackbar. Maybe next time. There was a solid crowd for the Clean Sneak show at Parrish's (shout out to Slinky, AR, Barrett, Narada, and Hilton). Solid outing and great thanks to the friendly ladies who drove me home, allowing me to avoid the frozen walk down Lamar and Pierce.

Cheers kids,

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